Bro Demotivational Poster
BROCK OBAMA - Yes, we can catch'em all!
DUCT TAPE AND WD40 - What more could you need ? If this won't fix it then it ain't broke !
Big Brother -
THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY - Is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964
TRUST IS LIKE A MIRROR - Once it's broken you can never look at it the same again...
BROTHERS IN ARMS - I'd carry you through the flames of hell, my flesh burned to the bone, Through places where the demons dwell, you'll never be alone. We are brothers, now and always.
INNOVATION - Designing something that doesn't get improved on much for 100 years.
BLUES BROTHERS 106 MILES -
HANG IN THERE - It's going to be OK Buddy. She was a bitch anyway.
9-11 PATRIOTS DAY -
I'M SO BROKE - I have to fart in the damn thing just to have a...cent.
THINGS TO NEVER DO - Never try to punch Chuck Norris
CHUCK NORRIS - Has nightmares about this guy.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING -
IRONY - Franklin - "This is so great, having all my friends and I together for Thanksgiving and... wait- what the hell?"
YOGA - Sometimes You Just Don't Feel Like It
DON'T SHOOT!! - She's got a hostage!
Oh sure -
FISH BOWL -
RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE GLASS - Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself putting it back together.
DALLAS TEXAS -
LEBRON - After game 5 of the NBA finals i asked LeBron if he had change for a dollar He replied 'sorry, i'm only good for 3 quaters'
JESUS SAVES - ...when he shops at Wal-Mart!
THE ECONOMY - Because even Mr. Vader has, i mean had, a 401(k).
DON'T WORRY SIR! - I'm from the internet!
BRO CODE - ARTICLE 72 A Bro never spell-checks. (we have grammar Nazi's for that)
HIGH EXPECTATIONS - Its 2011 and there are no hover boards, no self tieing shoes,and no flying cars. The future is a real letdown.
THE QUESTION IS NOT "ARE YOU PARANOID" - The question is, are you paraniod enough?
THE PENGUIN - SHE WILL NOT TAKE YOUR FILTHY STOLEN MONEY
BROWNIES - Best served when cool
FAILURE - Decisions don't have television shows, they have consequences.
2009 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Yeah, it's that bad.
THATS NOT BEING NICE! THATS JUST PUTTING ON A NICE SWEATER -
FIREFOX - Even our Extra-Terrestrial internet users agree that it is the best web browser that has ever been developed and will probably always be the best there is
2009 PITTSBURGH STEELERS - Yeah, its that bad.
CHRIS BROWN - Don't make me call him!!
2010 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Go get em, Mike.
YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME -
REPERCUSSIONS - Billy is about to learn the First Law of Sibling Cooperation ~Snitches Get Stitches~
THE ROCK - HAS COME BACK TO MOTIFAKE!
THAT DAMN CHUCK NORRIS -
I AM THE WALRUS - Shut the f*ck up, Donny.
BROTHERLY LOVE - God made us brothers, but Prozac made us friends.
MY BROTHERS -
THE HOLY BIBLE -
SAY... - Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
THE BIG TIME -
ABE FROMAN - The Sausage King of Chicago.
THE OTHER SIDE - What the travel brochures don't tell you...
Big Brother -
RIGHT AND WRONG - There's doing it wrong, there's doing it right, and then there's doing it in a way that is freakin' awesome
MISSING YOU -
BRONCOS - Pulling Jeeps out of the mud since 1966!
YOU BROKE MY HEART - Suggesting afterwards that I try using superglue just doesn't cut the mustard.
BROWNING HI POWER - Keeping Canada Free Since 1939
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU -
I - Have an inferiority complex, But it isn't a very good one.
AMAZING THAT THEY MAKE IT -
DAVE IS TOTALLY BUSTED AND BROKE - Dude, I am not a psychic but I have a strong feeling that you are totally screwed
BROCK LESNAR - You Want To Be The One To Call Him "Wimpy"?
GOOMBA PIGEONS -
SHOOT FOR THE MOON. EVEN IF YOU MISS, - at least you'll float aimlessly through an unforgiving vacuum of death.
HEY, BRO - Wanna buy a knife?
YES YOUR HOLINESS - We most certainly are.
WAITING TO EXHALE -
SORCERER'S APPRENTICE -
DON'T WORRY, SNOWFLAKE - Daddy said the visit to the horsey doctor won't take long, and we're going to get a new pony on the way home. So we'll have a new friend to play with, I guess.
DODGEBALL - He's doing it right
ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX - If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
GARAUE - It's Iraqian/Baghdadenes for DOUCHE-BAG.
End of watch -
poor kanye -
BROTHERS - DOUCHE and BAG
CHEER UP! -
NICE CHOPS -
UNIBROWS - So Not Sexy
THE MASTER - Lord Voldemort's more vampire brother.
THE SIEGFRIED OATH -
THE BRO CODE - Keeping men feeling and acting right since 1980 something
ALCOHOL - Your doing it wrong
WAIT JUST A MINUTE - i want one more picture before i go
HARRY POTTER - can only wish he rolled as cool as this ...
DON'T - do anything your Mommy wouldn't be Proud of ! H. Jackson Brown Jr.
HOLY GHOST - From the New CHarlie Brown Translation of the Bible.
NOW IT'S MILLER TIEM -
Two wrongs don't make a right -
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